Emma: Henry, please tell me your mom hasn't been doing something evil.
Henry: Nope, she just gets real busy this time of year.
Emma: But she's not even mayor anymore. Why is she so busy?
Henry: Uh, duh it's apple cider season. You don't think all that cider you enjoy just distills itself.
Emma: No shit?
Henry: She's gotta pick the apples, press the apples, ferment the apples, filter the apples, it's a lot of work...so she's pretty busy.
Emma: Maybe I should go out to the orchard just to see how she's doing....
Henry: Mom doesn't like to be disturbed on apple picking day,she likes driving the tractor, says the heavy vibration clears her head.
Emma: I'll bet it does.